Tom's penis is a sad trombone.

Fucked on phonics works for him.

I don't want you fucked on drugs, Kendall. I want you fucked on phonics.

Did little greg just cockblock Tom?

Sure you like Conhead but it's far from smirking block of domestic feta.

Logan Roy looking defeated outside a Dairy Mart in wherever the fuck is *chef's kiss*

How could you be this terrible a person and still think you're in the right?

- Me, questioning Kendall Roy, probably

Dumb enough to self-incriminate, or dumb enough to not be recording it?

Y'know I say that shit about Greg because I myself am a pile of squirrels in a hoodie. Game recognize game, fellow outcast.

Bernie's doing a terrible job at fishing lake Roy.

Sorry Logan, Greg will never be Ro 2.

Lying to congress, always done with impunity!

Is Greg just a tower of iguanas in a people suit? He just seems so uncomfortable inside his human skin.

Shit what the fuck is going on in this episode? Ted Lasso just took a hard right.

Kenny's taste for human flesh -almost- counts, such is the dearth of joy in this family.

I really cannot imagine any of these characters ever being happy : ever feeling real joy over small human delights. It's so unnerving.

And speaking of fiction, the Murdoch stand-in worrying about ten minutes of bad camera in DC.

Real restraint, tom and connor well-actuallying about weakest strongmen, etc. But if not Greg, who can they pick on?

Volume III : I'm Gonna Let Bill Take It

Corporate Fuckery Volume II : He's So Sturdy, I Don't Know How Long I Have To Wait