I need to get up and make some popcorn. This shit is getting juicy.

Oh man, few things I like more than doing blow off a stained hotel carpet.

GODDAMN I AM RIVETED.

I'm also kinda stoned out of my mind and would like some water.

Ricci is killing this cagematch with Lewis.

Misty just keeps finding new and fun ways to horrify me and I'm here for it.

Oh they sent the wolf for that 'need sterile water' order. Well played, YJ.

Occasionally added-to list of predicted Yellowjackets needle drops:

1. Stupid Girl.

Fuck yeah, Mazzy Star. Let's do this shit.

Justify that cheating with just one gift!

Check the pulse first, then build a pyre.

Well, that's some fucking anguish. Dang.

Honestly I liked the idea of Misty just explaining her plans to the camera. No need for another character. Make us complicit!

Okay fine, motherfucker. I will get high and watch Yellowjackets. You twisted my fuckin' arm. Episode 8. Let's go back to the island!

Where did those airships full of magisterium goons disappear to when Asriel pops in? Find out next week!

And now that it's getting late, we'll try plan A.

This is honestly the most fucked up custody schedule I've ever seen. They're *terrible* co-parents.

"My favorite way to talk to angels is through an Etch-a-Sketch"

- Lord Asriel (probably)

He does what he must because he can.

Okay, in His Dark Materials World, peoples jobs and daemons often match up (butlers are labrador retrievers, etc). So like, when your daemon settles into a fucking snow goose do you just get to fist-pump "FUCK YEAH I'M A WITCH!"

Oh, now let's-kill-god man needs to ask questions?