Why in the hell does Mrs. Coulter know *AMERICAN* sign language? This is unsanitary.

Lord Asriel really missed out on the opportunity to name is daemon Gargamel. For fuck's sake, man.

Waaaaalt aging in effect between seasons.

I hope they come across the girls from Yellowjackets in these woods.

Okay, season 3 of His Dark Materials here we go! Let's get ready to fuck shit up, Lyra! Your parents wicked suck and you have a prophecy to fulfill. DO THE THING.

This? This is a win-win situation for Bruno is what it is.

Casting by Alison Jones. Of course it's good.

Sitting on the sofa watching Eighth Grade and feeling so deeply secondhand cringey that I am basically an uncomfortable middle school girl again.

Sunday hangover viewing the end of TOTGA. Full of missed opportunities and hampered by limitations on casting. These people are awful.

Honey badger woods sighted.

Why are the 50s always the go-to for social repression decades? If you couldn't afford coke the 80s were worse.

Why is the present-day the A story?

I'm ready for some non-dramatic girl-on-girl.

Yellowjackets = does she fuck chickens? Is she a chicken-fucker?

I'll tell you about the yellowjacket king.

Two weeks! Finally the shitometer gives us some context.

Oh no! Nightlock shortage!

My favorite kind of music is the soft, eerie, kind.

1.I am hammered.
2. I'm ready to watch some Yellowjackets.
3. Prince William Sound.

Seances? Is this serious?