Oh hey, officer, I wasn't speeding... the wind just got caught up in the circuit!

This summer I'm going on a road trip searching for 3 for $10-anything roadhouses with Elmore Leonard clientele.

Subway knives, ideal for personal defense.

Not so sure I'm buying a tiktok person open to being on youtube.

Laughlin, you are ready for your closeup.

Totally buying the handwavium with the lie detection. Totally.

Is Poker Face great because it smartly updates a classic formula, or because a smart update of formula is exactly what the world needs now?

#CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

When you're down to survivalist wearing white and not using cover, the nitpick list is pretty damn thin.

And this show was already exceeding expectations.

When you need guest stars and recognizable needle drops, get that HBO monies.

I dunno, Mandalorian, I might actually prefer my pandemic happen all at once. This slow burn is fuckin' *torture*.

Pack of Fancy Lads, barely used.

Wait, a literal actual Cumberland Farms sighting : proud of them for this detail. My kingdom for Cumby's ice cream circa 1994. I'm still chasing that chocolate chip dragon.

10 miles west of Boston, eh.
With mountains in the distance.

MORE LIKE TEN MILES WEST OF VANCOUVER, AMIRITE?

Last of Us, episode 3.

Not warming to the Game of Thrones-y credits.

#CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Logan winning the derby all season long. Is comeuppance finally his?

Fuck your fucking shit. Today will be my independence day.

- Kendall Roy, certainly

It had to be done. Crocodiles also eat their young.

- Logan Roy, probably

You seriously cannot have this whole family on a boat for a season fucking finale and have one of them not swim with fishes. I demand cement shoes and I will take no less than that, good sirs.

Gungans no dyin' withouta fight. Wesa warriors. Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no likin' us, mesa thinks.

- Greg, probably

Ken Doll's penis just did the "womp-womp" noise in solidarity.