[ Yells incoherently ]

Loganifer Roy would like you to know he's not fucking finished with you. He's not fucking finished.

Kendall Roy : Exceedingly Easy to Get.

At least you know your brand, Ken Doll.

Is it worth an hour of HBO to have suspense whether these ultra-rich dbags come to the obvious conclusion that they can buy their way out of every problem?

Power move there, Cherry Jones.

Don't take legal advice from a man who still poos his sheets.

Captain spinny-thing is offering legal advice now. Solid.

You'd think by this point Gregorio would be just a little less awkward around these people. He's hidden their crimes! He's a gargoyle and needs to get over this bullshit.

Bear hug.

While we were distracted by kinks, nobody's said 'bear hug' in weeks.

Nobody calls me Greg anymore. It's GREGORIO. Gregorio the Fucking Idiot Asshole.

Whelp. Better than fuckin' Kendall's kink there. What a fuckin' shithead.

Fucking shit, Roman, do NOT bring me into your kinks.

Order some fucking ice, Culkin.

You shouldn't get in the cockpit of a helicopter if you use the term "spinny thing" after doing a lot of blow.

I know that's Cherry Jones but I keep seeing a dollar-store Carrie Fisher.

And Logan drives hard on the outside, Cox-blocking Shiv and now he's back in the lead!

I almost complained about the discuss-plans-within-earshot-of-target trope, but SOME people need an extra briefing. It'd be cringe if I didn't hate them all.

Ah yes, the Great State of No One Fucking Cares : Where you are magically able to get two PhDs which is not actually possible in Real Life.

When do the younger kids get brought up to the big kids' table to hold a ladle and recite poetry? Rich people confuse me.