Heading back to #HisDarkMaterials tonight. It already needs more armored bears. I'd like a panserbjørn spinoff, thanks. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Tom going generic. What range!

I've never wanted a reality show to break format more than this one. Give us self aware, no-bullshit people who never raise their voices.

Oh, you don't know who's who? That's okay. You're just yelling emojis at some poor PA who has to transcribe everything for you. It doesn't matter if anyone is a catfish. Nothing matters.

I'm watching The Circle because I have no self esteem. I keep yelling at the television "NONE OF THIS MATTERS!" Who cares if people play as a catfish? It's not real. None of this is real.

No one scissors like mine wife. Once.

Shoresy hasn't lost his edge.

Tatianna Pamplemousse is my new stripper name. I would be a terrible stripper but I need to start workin' the pole because it's the best name ever.

Oh look. Skids again. Just stop the bullshit and get a goddamn haircut there, STEWRT.

I'm gonna just come right out and say it : I'm so fuckin' sick of the skids.

Since solving mysteries is not Glen's forte.

I hope Glen and Tanis actually become best friends and start getting up to antics and whatnots.

Is this a Letterkenny Whodunnit? I'm in, broski.

Sour cream and unapproachable : the title of my autobiography.

I don't want to see Glen's actual search history if that's what he can rattle off his gee-dee tongue.

On vinegar and salt, point to the skids.

For a town of only 5,000 problems, there are a lot of potential dating options in the 25-30-something age bracket.

Ah, Gailer, y'old goat. You act directly from your crotch and it shows.

Squirrels = bush shrimp. Nothing better than a Letterkenny open.

DIRTY FUCKIN' DANGLES, BOYS. #mondegreenstv #CoSoTV