Oh Wambsgans, you squirrely fuck. I don't know who I hate more: you, or your terrible sense of humor.

It's your sense of humor. I can't stand unfunny men.

And now, Succession season 4, starting some indeterminate time after the last episode.

#mondegreenstv #CoSoTV

Having Lockwood show George and Lucy what's in his closet but not showing the audience is the stupidest cop-out of the whole season and if you think that's a cliffhanger you're wrong, The Net of Flicks.

This show:

Things you should always do: offer to look into a demon mirror to save your friend. Choices.

We all float down here, Georgie-boy.

Short actor struggling with sheathing their unwieldy blade, take a shot.

Y'know. Because he's marchin' to his doom here. Innit.

It's like George has never been around a woman before and has zero idea he's being played like a sousaphone.

More like cock-up and company, amirite?

Lockwood, you're demoted to the company.

Where's George? He's off being both smarter than you and *really* gullible with his groomer friend, OBVIOUSLY. Doy hickey, Lockwood.

On to the last episode of Lockwood and Co. and I'm still not 100% sure what the balls is happening here. Ghosts for thee and sometimes for me. Also evil spooky cult people? And I can see Lockwood's nipples through his shirt. Seriously, people, what is going on.

But honestly what is this show about?

Memo for worldbuilding: lightbulbs. They exist.

When someone buys you some time, the best thing to do is stand there and watch them be brave on your behalf. It's a good use of the extra few seconds.

Cults, rituals, dim lighting, what's not to like?

So the Family Mondegreen have had some delicious weed cookies while the Smol is with his other parent for the weekend and honestly Lockwood and Co is exactly where my idiot brain is right now.

i.e. not great

The world building in this show is about as good as that time I was going to Lollapalooza at Quonset Point in Rhode Island and I had to ride there with my newly-ex boyfriend and his not-so-newly-established girlfriend.