* third to right before he helped make Kendall

* second to during the pilot.

This would honestly be a great time for Logan to just croak.

Dunno that I want to be named first after Logan announces he needs to take a piss.

CRAPULOUS SHILLS : here's the one dude in this show that doesn't suck. Greg's Gramps for the win.

Fucking guy thinks he's Eddie Willers here.

Greg, your betrayal is no problem. You're not important in any way.

Connor sure knows how to read the room before asking for things.

Speaking of not being sure it'll stand up, Gerri..

Good use of the Meat Puppet there, Romulus.

You can tell the worth of a man by the names of their nemeses. Sandy, Stewy, looking at you.

Ah yes, the Fancy New York Car Elevator. When you can't be arsed in new and exciting ways.

The series is actually showing us a major event they've talked about all season? WTF?

Ogres for phone cards? No, Greg only sucks off ROUGHJACKS for phone cards, sirrah.

A vest. A fucking vest on top of three shirts and a hoodie. Adrien Brody you're killing me here.

And a scarf? AND A BEANIE?

BRO. Put on a coat.

Why is Adrien Brody wearing three shirts and a hoodie? I don't understand. It's either cold enough for a coat or it's not. If you need that many layers, why not just wear a fucking jacket?

And now, the situational emergence of Tom's moxie.

Initials on a hobo? Not the kill-shot you think it is, muppet-voice roy.

A needle drop for the ages, brought to you by HBO money. It's not TV.

For a rich-ass family who cares about Having Nice Things and Looking Fancy, all the dudes have janky-ass teeth. What I'm saying here is WOOF.