We have title! Welcome to Lockwood and Co. Where the date is unclear and the ghosts are not.

Aw fuck I don't totally hate this show. This is gonna be fun. Also the weed is starting to hit so.

Fuck, it seems like the only cure for being ghost locked is an ice pick to the ol' noggin, but not a doctor.

Here we are at Hogwarts, I mean Brakebills, I mean the Academy of Unseen Arts, I mean Xavier's School for (British) Gifted Youngsters.

Starting Lockwood and Co. on the Netflixes and I'm pretty sure this is just Anna Dressed in Blood: UK Edition. This may be too hot to handle and too cold to hold, is what I'm saying here.

End of season 3 standings in the comeuppance derby:

1. Logan
2. Tom
3. Greg
4. Kendall
5. Roman
6. Shiv
7. Connor

Logan was never out of first place in season 3. Congratulations, you old, dirty bastard.

One great strength of this show is that the entire cast can be thrown into a frenzy based on completely opaque financial terms that they can only pretend to understand.

And seriously, accordions are back among the rich and inbred?

Did Marcia die sometime this season, or did the actress just wander off at Kenny's birthday?

Acting out over daddy issues never ends well for you, Cam.

And there he is, Kendall Fucking Roy in his UPS-man chic cap and teeshirt that probably cost more than my car. And my mom's car. And her mom's car.

Kendall all sad-eyed and wrapped up in his widdle banky is honestly the best he's ever looked.

@shallotpeel That's our last name! Lord and Lady Montague Mondegreen. We get high and watch a lot of television. I think.

Kendall's little bitch fits would be less stupid if he wasn't sitting in an ocean of Free Shit Other Rich People Bought Him Through Their Assistants.

Is Kenny about to turn off the dark?!

When you're not Roy, you're little people.

Greg, the Rich Man's M'Lady.

If I ever become a rich asshole I hope I get writers who are as good as Roman's.

You're right, Thomas, he does look like a haunted scarecrow. Greg is so ill-at-ease whenever he has to shift into 3D.

Legacy Media Graveyard? Sounds kinky.