Matt Imrie
Radical Librarian \m/
South African
American
Joined Apr 2022
If you want to watch ‘80’s kids movies there is always a price you have to pay in grief.
This is known as the Ar-Tax
The next in line to the throne is a Golden Retriever?
Heir Bud coming soon from Disney+
Food Photographers use Adobo Photoshop to edit their work
A previously unknown Middle Grade Tom Clancy novel about Jack Ryan's run in with a math teacher while he was in elementary school has been discovered in the author's archive.
It is called The Fear of All Sums
The Scottish government was involved in secret tests to break the wills of individuals through brainwashing and torture.
This top secret and illegal program was led by their top intelligence agent known only as McUltra
Man's laughter leads to manslaughter
Clown indicted
Taylor Swift has made so much bread from touring and music-making it has been determined that she is in her Pan-era
Apparently in Star Trek the Borg were originally going to be an insectoid race.
This make sense when you realize their original greeting phrase was supposed to be "To resist ants is futile!"
There was a small group of people that showed medieval people how to improve their hostelries.
They were the first Innfluencers
She saw that the man approaching her was wearing a tuxedo and he had a hook for a hand, she screamed. "Excuse me" he murmured, and using the hook, he popped open a tin of olives for her martini...
From the Book of Urbane Legends
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airiand
a hip new sitcom from the realm of Middle Earth
I hear that whenever Prince William and his family go on holiday they rent their gaff out on HeirBnB
People that want to ban books and close libraries are weird
When Mexican cannibals eat priests they serve them al pastor
The Fellowship taking the Ring to Mount Doom was originally just Boromir, Strider and Gandalf but because of woke they had to add an Elf, a Dwarf and three Hobbits - it is pure Tolkienism
Woke is why we get the Biathlon and not the Heteronormativeathlon
Matt Imrie
Radical Librarian \m/
South African
American
Joined Apr 2022