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James Bond has been captured trying to sneak into South African villain Frikkie van der Murder’s secret lair.

Bond is confronted by van der Murder and his henchwoman Ivanna Nye who tell him his only chance of survival is winning a traditional South African cooking competition preparing meat over hot coals.

“You want me to barbecue?” Bond says in disbelief.

“No, no, no Mr. Bond! We expect you to braai!”

You know certain adults currently demanding ‘parental rights’ over the bodies of their children? I would have thought that the 13th & 14th amendments to the US constitution would have prevented things like this from happening.

As a librarian (& human)

I won’t judge you for what you choose to read!

I won’t judge you for what you choose not to read!

However I will be judgmental as fuck if you try to choose what others can and can’t read!

See him lying on a bed of strife
All around there is a loss of life
Mary weeping for she fears the knife
That awaits the child that she bore.

Silver rockets streak across the skies
Where they land another person dies
Shepherds running, do you hear their cries
Where is the savior of the world?

There is no Christmas now in Bethlehem
Children lost, no-one will save them
Silent the voices that should condemn
This conflict in the Holy Land!

If the representative for New York's 3rd congressional district can get Father Christmas to give him his job back as a holiday gift, his expulsion will be revoked!

The Santos Clause

Movie coming soon from Disney+

Pfff Republican my arse - more like Republican't!

Can't read those books
Can't listen to Drag Queen Storytimes
Can't get gender reassignment
Can't make your own decisions about abortion
Can't learn about accurate history
Can't learn about gender and sexuality

Things are so LooneyTunes at Twitter/X Corp I am surprised that there are not three CEOs - Yaccarino, Waccarino & Dot

Apparently Reader’s Digest has moved into dairy farming - they only use cows that produce condensed milk!

The Vatican has announced the discovery of a previously unknown fresco by Michelangelo, it is called “The Circumcision of Jesus” and is housed in what they are calling The Bris-tine Chapel

Throughout history those who have sought to suppress and destroy information through fire and destruction have ended up on the wrong side of history.

These are some of the stories of those who have burned books, and others who endeavored to save them.
jocolibrary.bibliocommons.com/

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Matt Imrie

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.