If you want to watch ‘80’s kids movies there is always a price you have to pay in grief.

This is known as the Ar-Tax

The next in line to the throne is a Golden Retriever?

Heir Bud coming soon from Disney+

Food Photographers use Adobo Photoshop to edit their work

A previously unknown Middle Grade Tom Clancy novel about Jack Ryan's run in with a math teacher while he was in elementary school has been discovered in the author's archive.

It is called The Fear of All Sums

The Scottish government was involved in secret tests to break the wills of individuals through brainwashing and torture.

This top secret and illegal program was led by their top intelligence agent known only as McUltra

Man's laughter leads to manslaughter

Clown indicted

Taylor Swift has made so much bread from touring and music-making it has been determined that she is in her Pan-era

Apparently in Star Trek the Borg were originally going to be an insectoid race.

This make sense when you realize their original greeting phrase was supposed to be "To resist ants is futile!"

Sobering read for Chiefs fans
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/aug/22/kansas-city-chiefs-bad-character-reputation

There was a small group of people that showed medieval people how to improve their hostelries.

They were the first Innfluencers

She saw that the man approaching her was wearing a tuxedo and he had a hook for a hand, she screamed. "Excuse me" he murmured, and using the hook, he popped open a tin of olives for her martini...

From the Book of Urbane Legends

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airiand

a hip new sitcom from the realm of Middle Earth

I hear that whenever Prince William and his family go on holiday they rent their gaff out on HeirBnB

The #Bluenami is building!

People that want to ban books and close libraries are weird

When Mexican cannibals eat priests they serve them al pastor

The Fellowship taking the Ring to Mount Doom was originally just Boromir, Strider and Gandalf but because of woke they had to add an Elf, a Dwarf and three Hobbits - it is pure Tolkienism

Neil Fucking Gaiman
https://teenlibrarian.co.uk/2024/07/29/neil-fucking-gaiman/

Woke is why we get the Biathlon and not the Heteronormativeathlon