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Godzilla is mad because Mothra fooled him into believing he was going on a date with another atomic monster, but it turned out to be just a nuclear power plant.

It was the first recorded case of Catfission

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My Dewey Decimal Classification Lego educational card game is 10 years old this year. If you are looking for something fun(ish) to teach your students DDC basics then this could be it! 📚
teenlibrarian.co.uk/2014/09/09

My Dewey Decimal Classification Lego educational card game is 10 years old this year. If you are looking for something fun(ish) to teach your students DDC basics then this could be it! 📚
teenlibrarian.co.uk/2014/09/09

My Dewey Decimal Classification Lego educational card game is 10 years old this year. If you are looking for something fun(ish) to teach your students DDC basics then this could be it 📚

teenlibrarian.co.uk/2014/09/09

It is only Genocide if it comes from the Genocide Region of France, otherwise it is just Sparkling Ethnic Cleansing!

James Bond has been captured trying to sneak into South African villain Frikkie van der Murder’s secret lair.

Bond is confronted by van der Murder and his henchwoman Ivanna Nye who tell him his only chance of survival is winning a traditional South African cooking competition preparing meat over hot coals.

“You want me to barbecue?” Bond says in disbelief.

“No, no, no Mr. Bond! We expect you to braai!”

You know certain adults currently demanding ‘parental rights’ over the bodies of their children? I would have thought that the 13th & 14th amendments to the US constitution would have prevented things like this from happening.

As a librarian (& human)

I won’t judge you for what you choose to read!

I won’t judge you for what you choose not to read!

However I will be judgmental as fuck if you try to choose what others can and can’t read!

See him lying on a bed of strife
All around there is a loss of life
Mary weeping for she fears the knife
That awaits the child that she bore.

Silver rockets streak across the skies
Where they land another person dies
Shepherds running, do you hear their cries
Where is the savior of the world?

There is no Christmas now in Bethlehem
Children lost, no-one will save them
Silent the voices that should condemn
This conflict in the Holy Land!

If the representative for New York's 3rd congressional district can get Father Christmas to give him his job back as a holiday gift, his expulsion will be revoked!

The Santos Clause

Movie coming soon from Disney+

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