Matt Imrie
Radical Librarian \m/
South African
American
Joined Apr 2022
Girl Scout's Anti-censorship Commendation Censored by Board of Supervisors https://teenlibrarian.co.uk/2024/04/23/girl-scouts-anti-censorship-commendation-censored-by-board-of-supervisors/
Jesus doesn’t want you to be a book banner!
Welcome new Librarians!
You will see things that you won't believe! Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glittering in the dark, near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments won't be lost in time, like tears in rain as you can't withdraw things just because you don't like them!
Horrified by the Consumer Reports report on pesticides I created a list with a link to the report (CR is free to access with a library card) and supplemental materials held by my library
https://jocolibrary.bibliocommons.com/list/share/1412410137_jclmatti/2521205899
Well I guess we know why Skynet tried to kill all humans - it got its start in the service industry. Maybe they should call this fast food store Termineater
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/apr/15/ai-burger-joint-flippy-caliexpress
Punk-ass Book Jockeys
True stories of Librarians.
If you outlaw membership in the ALA only outlaws will be Librarians
The earthquake was a sign that the tectonic plates are shifting.
The eclipse is a sign that the moon is passing between the earth and the sun!
Learn science and know stuff!
The Library can help you find out more!
We had a challenge for this old book in our collection but thanks to our robust collection policy and anti-censorship stance it will remain in stock and freely available for all who wish to read it
I hear that IKEA is opening up small stores in all US Colleges and offering Frat-pack Furniture
The suspect’s body had been transformed into a soft French cheese but they still lived and needed to be transported to court… through the largest fromage eating contest in Europe.
The Brie Body Problem #comingsoon to Netflix
@COSOVerifications the verification tweet is here: https://twitter.com/mattlibrarian/status/1773194788692537638
Sherlock Holmes retired from detecting and retrained as a teacher. Watson was shocked and asked what students he would be teaching, to which Holmes replied:
“Elementary my dear Watson!”
What Southern African animal is most interested in promoting women’s health?
The Pap Smeerkat
Released in 1991, THE MIND’S TREASURE CHEST is a feature length educational comedy that teaches students to think for themselves. It’s about libraries, research, and information. It’s about history and hypothesizing. It’s about thinking for yourself.
Building firms are trying to get more women into bricklaying with a social media campaign called Hod Girl Summer
Immigrants cannot vote in US elections. Only US citizens can vote in US elections! - I say this as an immigrant who naturalized as a US citizen.
If someone says the Democrats are trying to get immigrants in to vote then that person is lying (or has been lied to and misinformed).
I would like to see a remake of The Crow where the protagonist is not a sexy goth looking lead singer but a middle-aged paunchy schlub in a sweater vest that has to wreak revenge on a gang of hardened criminals
Matt Imrie
Radical Librarian \m/
South African
American
Joined Apr 2022