PROTIP: When choosing a lawyer to represent you, especially at the Supreme Court, try not to pick one who sounds like he's had his head reattached.

Republicans want to give teachers less money, more students, fewer books, fewer resources, more parents in the classroom, more standardized tests, more scrutiny, more pressure, and a gun.

I grew up with hibiscuses all my life, and only last week discovered there was a purple hibiscus, and today found this - a translucent one! (Also found there are other translucent flowers.)

OK so I'm no plant expert. While I like plants/flowers, if I buy one to bring home, the darned thing commits suicide rather than enter my doorway :(

@leejackson 👍

*SPECIAL ALERT*: If you say "beer can" in an Australian accent, you are also saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.
*That concludes this special alert*

There's one Pecker I'll allow on the firehose.

I will also accept world peace.

I don't see that being an option, but I'm willing to accept another certificate of appreciation if it means no one goes to war again.