I've gone ahead and ordered a pair of coffees on my own for further testing.
Coffee No.1 is Lavazza Perfetto Dark and Velvety Espresso Roast. I've had Lavazza recommended to me before, so I'm giving it a shot.
Coffee No.2 is another version of the infamous "Wake the Hell Up!" coffee, this one subtitled, "Jamaican Me Crazy Flavored K-Cup." I don't know exactly what Jamaican flavored coffee involves, but we'll find out soon enough.
Please stay tuned for testing on both coffees!