@nursefrombirth It'll be funny if he's getting kidnapped in broad daylight, and tomorrow everyone's all "how could this happen?!?"
I mean, of course that would be terrible, but it would still be sort of funny.
@AskTheDevil @nursefrombirth maybe he's running a funeral parlor as a side gig?
@killingfloorman @nursefrombirth I was joking earlier that either he's the VP pick, or his rich auntie died in the house.
@AskTheDevil @nursefrombirth you're assuming it's one OR the other? 🤔🤓
@killingfloorman @nursefrombirth The news was too much for poor Aunt Kravis.
@AskTheDevil @nursefrombirth she demanded a cabinet post so she had to go...
@killingfloorman @nursefrombirth Okay, I'm going to stop this line of humor, before some Republican troll sees it and says Democrats are covering up a murder.
@killingfloorman @nursefrombirth
Shhhh Auntie. You want me to be president someday, right? Let me fluff this pillow for you....