FUNFACT: The Officers Oath is to defend the United States Constitution, not a single man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xVpQ2fsBIk

^^^ Everybody stay calm. I have arrived.

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Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat >> https://www.theonion.com/schnauzers-rioting-outside-madison-square-garden-follow-1823007726

At some point in our species’ future, a human will walk up to the Opportunity rover, clear the dust off of her solar array, and wake her up.

This probably won’t happen in my lifetime, but it will happen, and when it does, it will be incredible.

The great Equifax mystery: 17 months later, the stolen data has never been found, and experts are starting to suspect a spy scheme.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/13/equifax-mystery-where-is-the-data.html

The guy who sold to KamalaHarris weed must feel like the luckiest man on the planet.

Every other person that she saw with weed for the next 30 years wound up fighting forest fires for 2 bucks an hour.

Upgrades.

I would like to change the channel on our current reality, please. This show sucks.

Ghost apples in Michigan

https://twitter.com/tylerabc57/status/1093677592442556417?s=21

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We're living in an era where the top law enforcement official in the land, Trump's Acting Attorney General, says he won't testify if he's subpoena'd - which would put him in contempt. That's a dude with nothing to hide, right? https://www.axios.com/matt-whitaker-house-judiciary-committee-subpoena-a2bea139-0022-459c-89c5-ed666cacb3b4.html

Everything is just fine.

Bwahahaha - fucking comedians, all of them.

Apple rolls out software fix for Group FaceTime eavesdrop bug

https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/07/apple-group-facetime-fix/

#CoSoSec

This is a must-watch video of @AOC explaining why we need #HR1

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4778221/rep-ocasio-cortez-explains-broken-system

USS Lincoln doing high speed turns.

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/el-paso-zoo-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-feed-to-meerkat-valentines-day-feb-14/

FLASH - MUST READ - Jeff Bezos on being extorted by the National Enquirer >> https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f

^^^ Well now... It's almost as if long time Trump friend, David Pecker who owns National Enquirer and Trump were working together, to extort Jeff Bezos, perchance.