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Ladies, I come bringing good news.
The ruse was a success. Our owls were able to capture several squirrells. I have been working to turn them to our cause. As a result, we not longer have to worry about the squirrel threat.
BUT, now we have to feed about 200 of these guys.
#CSI https://counter.social/media/zSMivphkaVJ44XCXWFw
its cool, they cant reproduce that way
just dont let them bite you
they might be zombies now
ok they ARE zombies now
@jedijester
Oh, they're just zombie squirrels. Ok. I think we should be fi.........
@jedijester @VirginMaryCandle @Lilith
My advice is to take over a Planters nut factory..... and move very slowly.
200 squirrels.....maybe 100 females....~40 days gestation....~15 babies per litter......
Oh fuck JJ!!! 😱😱😱
@jedijester
@Lilith