insight
Software engineer, dad, husband and overall reasonable human being.
Joined Apr 2020
On the way to the kitchen to make your first cup of coffee you step in cat puke. Do you:
A) Stop to clean up your foot and cat puke
B) Continue the mission because fuuuUUUuuck that
Help! I need coffee...and I can’t get up!
Maybe you’re intimidated by @th3j35t3r, but I’ve been following him for a while and he’s probably one of the most reasonable people on the interwebs. If you’re getting the boot it’s probably because you suck.
Battle cats...if you haven’t invited it into your household, there’s still time for you to escape.
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First of all... thank you to everyone for your mental health advice.
Second, I realize I’m doxxing myself, but it would be pretty easy to find out my identity anyways.
Yes, I do catch myself “mansplaining” occasionally and I’m not proud of it. I’m working on it. Sometimes I just happened to learn something and I’m only sharing my findings.
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People sometimes want to diminish the importance of the arts...
but what gives us such a potent illustration of how humans can work together to produce beauty?
what gives us hope?
what tells us the story of our possibilities?
The arts are necessary for the survival of our spirits.
💙
A conversation with my 6yo...
Son: Hey Dada, can we wrestle?
Me: Let's do it.
Son: You better watch out for my acid reflexes.
Me: You win.
What in the sam hell is wrong with my back?! All I did this week was 1.) have a birthday 2.) engage in some "light" stretching. Apparently those are strong enough offenses to send a person to Lower Back Jail for the day.
Alright people...I've just gone pro. I've been lurking and stubborn about it because I fee like I have 50 subscriptions that collect $3 here, $9 there...but a place with good people where I'm not the product? Yes please. This is the type of effort we should be supporting. @th3j35t3r Thanks!
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Stephen King
@StephenKing
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Which knight invented the Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Top THAT, Patton Oswalt! Can't, can you? I thought not!
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@th3j35t3r bayonets for use against American citizens
Anyone who supports this is sick
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shout out to the street sweepers, businesses, and thousands of volunteers across the country who are showing up every morning to hell on earth just to try to clean up and help small businesses salvage their livelihood.
i see you even though the publicity is focused elsewhere, but that's not why you're doing it... is it? 🥰♥️🥰♥️🥰
that is all...
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Got this from the Mrs just now.
Hoping the same for all of you.
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PS - Next feature addition coming to COSO is... COSOCall - secure, ephemeral, one-click video conferencing.
Here's the best part, while only PRO users will be able to initiate a conference, anyone they share their conference link with can join it, PRO or not, even non-cosonauts across the internet.
No messing with logins, no software to download, straight in. When the meeting/conference is over the link dies.
Need to create another? It's just one-click and boom. New ephemeral conference!
insight
Software engineer, dad, husband and overall reasonable human being.
Joined Apr 2020