Oh FFS will you MUTE THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY? #debate

Kamala calling him on his bullshit. David: Fucking A right I'm allowing it. #debate

QUIET PLEASE YOU FAKE BLACK WOMAN I'M A MAN AND I AM SPEAKING #debate

ooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOHHHH Holla to the Polish American voting base! #debate

Kamala reminds the old man that he's running against the wrong candidate. HIGH FIVES ABOUND #debate

WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S ALIVE
Tomorrow on Hannity #debate

Narrator: The country had not, in fact, gone to hell. #debate

FAKE NUMBERS 250 BILLION 150 BILLION BILLIONS AND HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS #debate

David had to smoke a pair of Virginia Slims on the loading dock before he could calm down enough to come back inside. #debate

Trump in the locker room: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON I KEEP SAYING IMMIGRATION AND THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL AND ABORTION WHY ISN'T THE COCAINE WORKING I BETTER HAVE MORE #debate

Just a quick note to say I'm really enjoying doing this tonight and it's great to see all your responses in my notifications. #debate

Kamala's facial expression says it all: What the actual fuck are you babbling about you mutated toad? #debate

OH NOW I CAN YELL ABOUT IMMIGRANTS AGAIN YAY ME I'M SO GREAT #debate

LOVE LETTERS WITH KIM JONG UN? HE HASN'T WRITTEN ME IN MONTHS YOU DUSKY BITCH #debate

ARABS JEWS ISRAEL IRAN THESE ARE ALL WORDS I WAS TOLD TO SAY BEFORE THIS DEBATE #debate

Trump is bored now. Hopes we can get back to yelling about transgender surgery on immigrant prisoners and babies being aborted after being born #debate

RUSSIANS PIPELINES EUROPE VIKTOR ORBAN BIG BEAUTIFUL PIPELINES #debate

Narrator: Viktor Orban is not, in fact, respected. #debate

Hello police I would like to report an attempted murder. A black woman is beating the shit out of an old, old man. #debate

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE LAID THAT ONE HARD #debate