WE HAVE FACTS AND STATISTICS AND SOMEWHERE THERE IS STILL ROMNEY'S BINDER FULL OF WOMEN #debate

David: OMG STFU!!!! #debate

I NEVER SAID THAT I LOST EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE IT ON FILM THAT I SAID I LOST I GOT SIXTY BRAZILLION VOTES YES IT'S A REAL NUMBER BORDER WALLS ELECTIONS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS #debate

I'M GONNA YELL EVEN HARDER NOW #debate

Invoking Hannity is not the power statement he thinks it is. #debate

We're not gonna go back. This is the key. It's not about going back to the chaos. It's about improving the future. #seriousposts #debate

The audience: OoooOOOOOOooohhhh! SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED SERVED #debate

DAVID YOU SHUT YOUR LYING CAKEHOLE THIS IS MY DEBATE STAGE #debate

Trump: NO REGERTS! #debate

NO DAVID I'M NOT DONE RANTING YET #debate

Narrator: Ashli Babbit was, in fact, shot because she was breaking through a locked door where members of the Senate were hiding. #debate

SHE WANTS TO DO TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT FRACKING
Fox News chyron, probably #debate

THERE IS A BLACK WOMAN LAUGHING AT ME ON THE STAGE WHERE IS MY SECURITY #debate

LOOKIT ALL MY BILLIONS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM #debate

Trump is checking if his cyanide capsule tooth is still in place. #debate

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU LOST ALL THOSE MILLIONS YOU FUCKING TOOL #debate

Narrator: The former president did not, in fact, take a bullet to the head.

Me: Guy should have practiced more. #debate

Virtual audience: OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED #debate

Narrator: Fani Willis was not, in fact, part of the DOJ. #debate

Oh, Trump's hate of that black woman sharing the stage with him is so thick and rich and palpable you could deflect bullets with it. #debate