Audience: OooooOOOOOOOOOhhhhh!! #debate

FBI IS LYING THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE WORST CRIMES THEY ARE FRAUDLY MCFRAUDFACE #debate

Narrator: The fabric of our country was not, in fact, destroyed. #debate

NOBODY GOT FIRED AND THEY DIDN'T GET BOOKS WRITTEN ABOUT THEM I'M THE MOST VOTEST EVER VOMIT #debate

"He has contempt for the Constitution."
Trump: *nods* #debate

OHHHHH HE IS SOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW #debate

IT'S TRUE PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT ON TELEVISION SEE IT'S REAL #debate

EATING DOGS AND CATS HE ACTUALLY SAID IT OMFG
Tomorrow's Mother Jones headline, probably. #debate

HER RALLIES ARE SMALL WE HAVE THE BIGGEST MOST BEAUTIFUL RALLIES #debate

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #debate

Kamala: WE HAD A BILL WRITTEN BY THE REPUBLICANS AND THIS FUCKER SAID FOR THEM TO VOTE AGAINST IT. #debate

OH SNAP #debate

She's not even talking to the camera. She's CALLING HIS ASS OUT RIGHT NOW. #debate

Audience again: OooooOOOOOOohhhhhh! #debate

STUDENT LOANS STUDENT LOANS STUDENT LOANS #debate

FULL TIME GOLFER SAYS PRESIDENT OF COUNTRY SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON BEACH
Tomorrow's NYT headline, probably. #debate

Narrator: Every legal scholar did not, in fact, agree. #debate

That side-eye at him when she said "That is IMMORAL" was *chef's kiss* #debate

HAW HAW HAW FACT CHECK #debate

Mandatory Reagan invocation. #debate