GOVERNOR WALZ WELCOME TO THE MENTIONS, PAL! #debate

Um, no, there's nobody having ninth month abortions. #debate

I mean I'm looking around, and I'm just not seeing the country is destroyed. #debate

Trump goin hard on insulting Kamala's daddy. Brooooooo, you don't go after family. #debate

Virtual audience just went OooooOOOOOOhhhhhhhh! #debate

CHINA CHINA CHINA TARIFFS BILLIONS TARIFFS CHINA #debate

Run spot run? BWAHAHAHAHA #debate

Narrator: The Wharton professors, in fact, did not.
#debate

Every zinger Kamala gets, Trump nods like "Yep. That's what the truth sounds like. I've never said it, but I recognize it." #debate

"I haven't read it. I'm not gonna read it. I don't actually know how to read. But we killed a whole bunch of people in the pandemic. Beautiful ventilators" #debate

Same old tired playbook. Project 2025. (Trump nodded at that. YEP< THAT'S MY PLAN) #debate

(also TARIFFS) #debate

UNIONS JOBS CRIMES INSANE PEOPLE WORD SALAD VOMIT #debate

TARIFFS TARIFFS LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS AND ALSO MY TARIFFS #debate

This is all great stuff, Kamala, but answer the question, hey? #debate

Hmmm...Trump looks like he's been evened out. Quaaludes, I tell you. #debate

If there was an audience, you know we'd get at least one OooooOOOOOoooohhhh! from the gallery when Harris gets in her zingers #debate

I'm probably gonna be snarky tonight. Also, I'm a dyed in the wool Democrat. If that bothers you, feel free to mute my ass (but you're gonna miss out on all the fun). #debate

What hashtag are we using tonight to protect those folks who don't want to pay attention to it?

@danialexis Or thrash when the guys from Korn are looking for a new direction.