When you're trying to figure out the best way to cook a Wyvern and you only have three days before you're catering the Princess' wedding party feast. #fantasychefproblems #WritingCommunity #cosowriters
@ianthealy The Mountain Guild can likely convert a cauldron into a pressure cooker, if the political reality allows.
@kel The problem is regular Wyverns (horse-sized) are predatory, with lots of lean muscle that makes them tough and full of gristle, and a sour, gamey flavor. Luckily, they have Honey Wyverns, which are smaller (turkey-sized), have a higher fat content (they hibernate), and primarily eat wild mountain honey.
@kel She's going to scotch the big Wyvern entirely and feed chicken fried Honey Wyvern to the wedding party. Gonna be a big hit.
@ianthealy Definitely roll with the huge pressure cooker then. 😆