@DoggFacedGamer I think he would've gone much weirder than the greatest-hits package Brian concluded the story with.
Today became an unintended Lewis Teague double feature: the Leno/Morita #film Collision Course. Worst cop film since Night Patrol -- though Morita is better here.
Cujo today. Takes an approach like a full-novel version of Jaws that includes every subplot unrelated to sharks. Dee Wallace is pretty good in a victim role, but Pintauro is one of the most irritating screamy kids ever. #film
The Green Knight today. Arthurian films generally leave me cold, so this stagey, scrappy indie-budget execution made it more interesting than expected. #film
Today's #film was Love Story, a story more about a rich white man's problems than the relationship.
Tonight: GDT's Pinocchio. Dark, but never grim. Lets you see a familiar story with fresh eyes. #film
@thedisasterautist Waste of a good title.
Looking for a dumb AIP-ish #film found 1971's The Vampire Happening on amazon. The title writes a check the broad, slow, sloppy comedy can't begin to cash.
Watched Red Rocket today. Not enough comeuppance for a lead basically modeled as an indie-#film Paul Snider.
@its_synthandrus It was produced for Showtime.