The intro to Star Trek TNG doesn't fuck around, it's inspo music, cool planets, then *SHIP GOES WHOOSH* we got Patrick goddamn Stewart *WHOOSH* DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN the guy from Reading Rainbow, you fucking love him DUN DUN holy crap that's an awesome spacesh--*SUPER WHOOSH*

"There are no red states or blue states, there is only the wine-dark sea and the rosy-fingered dawn"

-Barack Obamagamemnon

I wanted to ask about the colors a mantis shrimp can see that humans can't but
1. It's fundamentally a qualia problem, impossible to describe without an existing frame of reference
2. The mantis shrimp can't speak English
3. I have somehow offended it and am fleeing for my life

Yellow Submarine is about the increasingly unstable housing market

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According to the CDC website the #1 killer is still lucky_punx73 on Call of Duty, an absolute legend

YOUR HOME IS FIRE' S HOME

DO NOT QUESTION THE MIGHTY FLAME

Arthur: Making an enchanted garment?

Merlin knitting a sweater: *sighs* I have interests besides magic.

Jurassic World is very inaccurate. It has pterosaurs lifting humans into the air, when in reality pterosaurs were never cloned by a park.

A Scooby-Doo villain, but with the goal of dropping property values so that the poor can finally afford to buy homes. Not a show premise, this is a plan, I got monster costumes, let's do this

What Abba never mentioned is that Dancing Queen is really a figurehead position. All the real power is in the hands of Dancing Parliament.

If you don't drink milk your bones will SHATTER not from lack of CALCIUM but because I'm an OSTEOMANCER and I don't like WASTING MILK

[Frankenstein's monster gets his PhD]

PEDANTS: 😠😠😠