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Not every relationship problem can be solved with polyamory but most of the ones in comic books can

[Not realizing Black Mirror episode is just stuck buffering]

"Ah yes, this is excellent social commentary"

You can't entice me, you aren't an unlabeled thumb drive I found on the side of the road

I'm into light S&M, you know... Captain Crunch cereal.

I’m always looking for anime to watch - what do you suggest?

[time traveler returns from mission]

Time traveler: I got bad news I killed Grammar Hitler by mistake

Commander: That aint what we had you go back for do

That technofraud is gonna be roaming the halls of twitter HQ fronting like

BATTLE MENU
•Attack
•Magic◄
•Item

MAGIC
•Baj Blast 4MP
•Baja Blast 12MP
•Bajaga Blast 30MP◄

First line in an unwritten short story: "There I was, 18 miles from Earth, not quite in plain view ... "

You can just say you defeated a shark in a fight.
Most people aren't going to check the shark's win-loss record

Eating a "Future Me will regret this" number of cheese scones right now.

I just don't know what else Alanis expected from someone named Mr. Duplicity.

It gets worse.

“After Model S engineer Cristina Balan emailed Musk about what she saw as serious safety issues in product design, she was escorted to what she thought would be a face-to-face with him. Instead, she was led into a security room and fired.

For years Balan has been trying to sue Tesla for defamation. But Tesla lawyers have been able to keep Balan's evidence from being presented to a judge.”

Conversation as I picked up my daughter from a sleepover.
D: "Can I change the [radio] station?'
I: "After this song is over."

That was my daughter's introduction to "Alice's Restaurant."

Musk posted about Twitter usage being higher than ever. Someone replied, " 'Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!' -Nero"

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