I hate when people say "eat a bag of dicks" as an insult. A whole bag? In this economy? You got bag of dicks money?
@bluesbaby @geekysteven I had that very same thought.
Ya know, you can even buy them online and have them delivered anonymously. I've never tried it, though.
I did. Problem is, I have no idea how they were received. Never heard a peep.
@bluesbaby @geekysteven See? That's the problem right there.
If I'm going to stir the stink, I wanna see, or at least hear about, the reaction!
I didn't think that far ahead. Was too busy thinking how clever I was.
@geekysteven I have a friend of a friend that hand makes dick confetti. Wouldn't recommend eating it though. It is paper.
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And how do they harvest them anyway??