Carmela
@Tacitus_Kilgore Does it add any special flavor to the shot? Genuinely curious here
My brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough. Objectively, I know this to be both truth and a lie. It's exhausting, not being able to order an upgraded brain because I've still got so much work to do.
Sometimes I like to play this game where I count the number of times I'm sidetracked by side quests before remembering my Original Task™️. If the latter even happens.
@CrypticMirror A cage match with a horde of sweaty Oompa-Loompas would be like drowning in mac n' cheese, but with all the smell and none of the flavour
Stop telling me to be the bigger person in a fight, I'm only 5'1"
Congratulations to my boss for having me as an employee
So hard to badly miss someone but I hope they're OK. 🥹
Catholics would probably get more churchgoers with candy communion hosts
My favorite kind of influencer is the type who runs supposed motivational or advocacy pages that have 70% page owner selfies. Thank you for speaking up about my debilitating mental health, your selfie cured it.