Tracy I
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Hey #CoSo 👋🏽
Holidays bring families together and that means you may have to see or hear things that will anger and piss you off. You know what? That’s ok. You’re allowed to be angry. You’re allowed to be upset. You’re allowed to say no. You’re allowed not to go. Do what’s best for you and be with people who bring you joy. Just because they’re family doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your own well being.
Happy Turkey day!! 🦃
Tracy I
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#pizzawar hostilities have subsided but there are still skirmishes in outlying regions. Have you ever dressed as a pizza though???
One time we were at Yosemite with a group of 12 women trying to decide on a pizza order. My wife walked up to the window, ordered three large with all available toppings, turned to the group and said “pick off what you don’t like!” #pizzawar
Pizza olives, green or black??? #pizzawar
Tracy I
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Make pizza Not war! #pizzawar
Tracy I
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Maybe #PizzaWar was inevitable, Pizza has always been divided into so many fractions.
Tracy I
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My Dearest Martha,
I pray this letter finds you well. The war does not go well for us. Gen. Pineapple's forces press us at every turn, and our olive supplies run low. We were reinforced by a battalion from the 5th Avocado Regt, but they proved soft, and didn't last the week. There are rumors of a counterattack from the 18th Canadian Bacon Division, but it may prove not enough. I cannot say more. The ovens are hot and we must move out. I remain ever yours. Emmet.
#pizzawars #lettersfrompizzawars
Dessert pizza is not a pizza, but it IS a pie! #pizzawar
I count pepperonis for a living. As long as y'all keep eating them, i stay employed ! #pizzawar
jalepenos belong on pizza !! #pizzawar
I work for a pizza topping manufacturer, as long as you put some pepperoni or salami on there, you can put fruit or whatever else you want! #pizzawar
Tracy I
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Tracy I
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The religious “right” wanted us dead from AIDS in the 80s and 90s and the MAGA right wants us dead today.