“We’re going to fix everything about electric cars, and the reason is because they’re all electric,” an unnamed source close to the project said. “Yes, putting massive V8s into three million or so electric cars isn’t going to be easy, but we’ll do it for the American people. We’ll deliver strong, safe and hugely potent eight-cylinder drivetrains into even the most humdrum of EVs. We’re going to lead the greatest V8 comeback in American history.”

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