Hive mind for developers: What marketing terminology do you find most enraging? Which buzzwords are the biggest turnoffs?

I'll start:

Accelerate innovation
End-to-end
Best practices
The developer experience

There are valid reasons to use all of these, but 90% of the time... nope.

If I get enough response to this, I'm thinking of turning into a listicle of "N Buzzwords That Developers Hate."

Overheard: “Say what you will about Mordor but at least it was walkable.”

I won't argue.

Andor Is The Best Star Wars Ever Made
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/andor-is-the-best-star-wars-ever-made

This link could be useful:

"Hello! You’ve Been Referred Here Because You’re Wrong About Twitter And Hunter Biden’s Laptop"

https://www.techdirt.com/2022/12/07/hello-youve-been-referred-here-because-youre-wrong-about-twitter-and-hunter-bidens-laptop/

Death comes for every man, but that doesn't mean you have to make it easy for the bastard. These are the men who, despite whatever terrible things they may have done in life, earned a place in our hearts with their amazingly badass deaths. https://www.cracked.com/article_16822_7-historical-figures-who-were-absurdly-hard-to-kill.html

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"The first-of-its-kind permit came with strings attached, however: The mythical creature must be provided ample exposure to sunlight, moonbeams and rainbows and have its horn polished at least once a month with a soft cloth." #unicorns https://apnews.com/article/oddities-california-los-angeles-8b6f255888d6ff4977e6f37674925101

Either I should be proud of this, or I should get a life.

But then, I don't know from where I'd download it.

While France is renowned for its pains au chocolat and croissants, Lyon has a long-standing tradition of tucking into wine and offal at breakfast.
https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20221130-mchon-the-french-breakfast-you-dont-know

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The world's biggest collection of obsolete sounds and disappearing sounds - remixed and reimagined by artists all over the world. http://citiesandmemory.com/obsolete-sounds/

Percy Shelley saw himself as a conduit for the electricity of the universe. https://themillions.com/2022/11/what-kind-of-angel-on-percy-shelley.html

To understanding how forgetting can be useful, it's important to first recognise that a memory is never simply strong or weak. Rather, the ease with which you can summon up a memory (its retrieval strength) is different from how fully represented it is in your mind (its storage strength). https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20221121-the-benefits-of-being-forgetful

nope nope nope https://www.foodandwine.com/hellmanns-mayo-nog-holiday-drink-6834695

100 Gbps achieved from space to Earth https://news.mit.edu/2022/communications-system-achieves-fastest-laser-link-space-yet-1130

Although this Victorian-era idea may now sound ridiculous, it was not a frivolous investigation. This vortex theory had a lot to recommend it.
https://www.quantamagazine.org/why-mathematicians-study-knots-20221031

New Redis Stack Is Stuffed With Dozens of New Features

Whether you are a long-time #Redis developer or you are just getting started, Redis Stack represents the latest innovations we have to offer.
https://redis.com/blog/introducing-redis-stack-6-2-6-and-7-0-6/