Emm207
Big snitch against disinformation, misinformation, and other trollbot generated BS. If you see apostrophes it means I'm on a real keyboard.
Joined Apr 2022
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Looks like Turnip found out what a 'word cloud' is and posted this earlier. Do you think he's trying to tell us something? And if so do you think he has any idea how he looks right about now?
Uninstalled Insta just now, after continuously seeing 'incel bait' posts being promoted like crazy. All of them featuring a cute younger woman, text/robo-narration starts with mentioning age (always under 25, because andrew tate), and then launches into 'Im waiting for a guy who {insert incredibly target-demographic-specific too-good-to-be-true fairytale nonsense here}. Comments bounce between fawning over internet bait theyll never meet..or screaming that theyre whores.
Its INSANE
I am now telling the computer EXATLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate...
Miss the old days of #TV where sometimes the scrolling TV guide channel was just hours and hours of a Commodore VIC-120 fresh-boot prompt & blinking cursor
Me to friend: "You should try Counter Social. Really good systems for weeding out bots, no constant fascist spam retweets over and over. Its cool!"
Friend: "Oh, so like leftist Twitter"
Me:
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True story:
Around 10 years ago I became good "online friends" with somebody who went on to write vitriolic racist articles on Breitbart.
I'm not going to name her, but I will tell you this: They walk amongst us, in secret.
Man, Spectrum is weird:
Me: "Id like to order a 2nd static IP for my business service"
Them: "We can do that, but the next package up from yours is 5 static IPs. Its only $30/mo though" (single IP is $20/mo)
Me: "Oh thats a deal!"
Them: "The new addresses won't be in the same block as your current one though"
Me: "Ok thats fine"
Them: "...and you have to give up the IP you have now"
Me: "WHAT!!?"
Them: "Yeah, but we can make that change now"
Me: "DONT YOU DARE TOUCH A DAMN THING!"
🤦🤬😅🤷🏻♂️
@Alfred draw a picture of two orange cats smoking cannabis through a water bong
Yes, its grainy. So grainy in fact, I thought it looked like a painting too 😁
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Nuttaz yesterday: "The government is covering up evidence of UFOs as a psyop to keep you from knowing THE TRUTH!!!"
Nuttaz today: "The government is trying to get you to believe in UFOs as a psyop to keep you from knowing THE TRUTH!!!"
*In fact, the government has not made any statements or produced any evidence to either claim or verify the existence of UFOs. But in La-la Land, you can blame the government for statements that you made up.
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Sounds like a big overreaction to me. Not enough to try them in court, we need to BURN DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Thomas Jefferson was arguably a rapist, he was certainly a slaveowner.
Shall we blow up the Jefferson Memorial and raze Monticello, too?
Me? Oh just sitting here on a vaca day smoking a joint on the deck and watching a baby deer get milk from its mom like Im in a Disney movie 🤷🏻♂️ #Maine
Bangor, Maine is a magical place where they can do road work all summer long, for the last 30 summers...and all the potholes stay exactly the same 😂😂
Used to love driving. Loved it. Been driving since before it was legal for me to do so, put 6670mi under my belt in a zig zag trip across America. Used to commute 1.5 hours each way, for over a decade.
Nowadays, its almost an hour of psyching myself up to drive for 30 minutes. Oncoming cars cornering half in my lane, cars passing each other into oncoming traffic, people who sway back and forth while using phone, ass-riders, abject rage because ppl didnt leave the house earlier...
Damn. 🙁
"Hey check out what I saw on X!"
*types the letter 'x' in 'x.com'*
Address bar while everyone's looking:
"xxx pony tits glory hole"
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In an age of computer searches, unless you're deliberately hiding from them, you want to have a name for whatever you're promoting that's distinctive: ideally, if someone searches for it, yours should be the *only* thing that pops up.
But if you pick a common word or phrase (like "cat" or "thank you") to brand yourself with, the person who thinks "Oh, yeah, I want to find that person who runs the 'thank you' site" is going to find a million things under a "thank you" search they didn't want.
LifeAlert commercial showing an elderly woman laying at the bottom of some stairs, then zoom in on her face as her last breath escapes her lips.
Shits a bit sick if you ask me.
Ok so I didnt think 65 was going to be a good movie, but its actually pretty entertaining!
I was only 10 minutes in before yelling 'get back in the f--king ship you MORON!!', but after getting that out of my system, it was a pretty cool flick!
Emm207
Big snitch against disinformation, misinformation, and other trollbot generated BS. If you see apostrophes it means I'm on a real keyboard.
Joined Apr 2022