Oh, do screw off, Disney...

Again with Alfred not knowing the context and answering like I was talking about something completely different.

@Alfred What the name for the condition where you're trying to think of a word, but you can't quite remember it? It's on the tip of my tongue...

Him, slight mix-ups on "causes of conflict" by Alfie there. D-oh!

(Told me that the Ukraine conflict is about Crimea - it isn't any more, and when I asked a follow-up without specifying Ukraine, it thought I was talking about Israel-Palestine.)

@Alfred, can you summarize the Ukraine conflict in one toot?

Spoo. Tyop.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Holy crap! Cancel Culture is real! (In an actually good way this time; but I'm sure Dullbert will find some new outlet to complain about "cancel culture" on…)

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/dilbert-cartoon-dropped-after-racist-rant-by-creator-scott-adams-2023-02-26/

Good news! I met one of my Apple Watch "rings" goals before 3 PM!

Bad news - it was the "Stand" ring.

Worse news - it says I *DIDN'T* stand between 1PM and 2 PM.

(The goal is 12 hours.)

What generation has the strongest argument that they are typically ignored?

Holy crap. I just booted my Microsoft Surface (original, running Windows RT 8.1) and it has a Windows Update available!

From just a few days ago.

Windows RT officially went End-of-Support last month. (Heck, it still having support until last month surprised me.) More than 10 years of support for a dead-end OS.

Window of curiosity.

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Sigh. I have a literal drawer full of RAM, going back to 256 kB 30-pin SIMMs, all the way up to 4 GB DDR3 sticks.

I have 64-pin RAM, custom-laptop RAM, even FB-DIMMs and even RAMBUS.

Yet somehow, I have *ZERO* sticks of DDR-1. How is this possible?

Tax return filed. Huge refund thanks to buying two EVs last year, let's see how long the IRS delays our refund and/or if we get audited...

Do I want to know if these Birdsite trending topics are related or not?