Really? Freakin’ teenager…

OMG. After watching WW84, I decided to go back and watch the '70s Lynda Carter Wonder Woman.

The first episode starts with "…under the leadership of this indecent and corrupt man. His over-trained and blindly obedient army continues to ravish what is left of free…"

🤣

Lazy Caturday. #CatsOfCoSo

I KNEW IT! #MidCreditsSceneAndBonusCredit

Dammit, forgot the hashtag. Oh well.

Naughty (Original Christmas Song)
Laryssa Birdseye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjhYcYo-QsE

(Yes, the song is very naughty. I love local musician Laryssa. A bit of "early Storm Large" vibes.)

Somekitty’s being particularly photogenic today.

Fuck you, catalytic converter thieves, for stealing the cat from my kid's 16 year old Prius.

My kid who has been unemployed for 6 months, and now the car is essentially totaled, because a new cat costs 70% the current value of the vehicle.

Fuck you for turning his old-but-reliable vehicle into junk, when he can't afford to buy even a shitty beater to replace it.

Okay, CoSo, why did you only rotate two of the images? That third portrait-mode one has a "rotate" EXIF tag, just like the other two, and you had no problem rotating them.

Twitter didn't have this problem with the same image...

The cats got a rather nice present from my sister… I think she spent four times as much on this as she did on everyone else’s presents combined.

Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit. #ThisHasBeenAMandalorianToot

HOLY CRAP TEENAGERS ARE EXPENSIVE TO GET CAR INSURANCE!

I mean, I knew it would go up by "a lot" - but it just went from $350/6mo to $2100/6mo!

Somebody’s a happy office cuddle buddy. #CatsOfCoSo

Oops. Got temporarily banned from my local city's subreddit for telling a troll complaining about the city to "go back to California."

(Troll "fuck this city, I'm out!" So I replied in kind.)

One problem with being "the operations guy" at a startup, when everyone is now working from home...

Can't really take a sick day.

Woke up feeling lousy, checked my calendar "oh, look, four "IMPORTANT!" meetings got scheduled overnight." Then an email "QUICK! DO THIS THING RIGHT NOW!" from VP of engineering, and "hey, can you jump on a call real quick to discuss <important customer>" from VP of sales.

Okay, time to down half a bottle of Day-Quil and get to work.

Dang it, why are you sideways, picture?

Whoops, helps if I include the picture.

Us parents, to teenager, for weeks: "Where are all the dishes? Do you have them in your room?"

Teenager: "No! I only have one or two dishes in my room!"

Repeat every few days for weeks.

Teenager *FINALLY* cleaned room.

Nope, no dishes at all...