Well, ChatGPT certainly has "political sales pitches" down pat...

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Me: Write an "elevator pitch" by a political candidate who wants better treatment for transgender youth

ChatGPT:
"Hello, my name is [Name] and I am running for [Office]. I believe that all children deserve to be treated with dignity and respect, regardless of their gender identity. As your elected official, I will fight to ensure that transgender youth in our community have access to the healthcare and support they need to thrive.
[continued]

This includes working to improve school policies, expanding access to affirming healthcare, and protecting transgender youth from discrimination. Together, we can create a more inclusive and equitable society for all."
Me: Now write a similar one for their opponent
ChatGPT:
"Hello, my name is [Name] and I am running for [Office]. I believe in traditional family values and that children should be taught to embrace their God-given biological sex.
[continued]

As your elected official, I will work to protect the privacy and safety of all students in our schools. This includes opposing policies that allow individuals to self-identify their gender and use bathrooms and locker rooms of the opposite sex. We must also ensure that taxpayer dollars are not used to fund procedures or treatments that go against traditional values and beliefs. Together, we can preserve the traditional family values that made our country great."