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Well, she tried

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So this is the main hallway where I work at Tell me this doesn't remind you of a high school or a hospital

Ah shit, missed it again

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What do you think his prison nickname should be?

Back in the day most kids played with matchbox cars, barbie dolls, ate dirt, went crawfish hunting, played frisbee, football, wiffleball etc...
These days some kids are doing shit like this...

(PS - for you fact checkers out there - this is real, I dug into it pretty deep....)

IDK about you but this is me 100%

So this is the new thing now she lays down by her food and sticks her paw in the dry food and brings out one or two pieces at a time and eats it... and I thought I was lazy

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As real as it gets

yessir!!!!

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My cat is my favorite person

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Oopsie!

My cat is snoring so loud I don't know if you can hear her

ANOTHER reason to love dogs!!!

Say it with me