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#politics

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#puns
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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

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I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

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Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

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Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

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rI got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.

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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

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#Science
#physics
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Saw this on fb thought it was fun!

@Flexi

I forgot to do the @Flexi on the humour posts. I did remember the #humour ... newbie learning

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Can't guarantee its good but gave me a giggle

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