Dinner out tonight. Hubby orders soup as an appetizer..
Hubby: Wanna try some?
Me: No thanks. You put crackers in your soup.
H: I always put cracker in my soup.
Me: I know. But I don't like crackers in my soup.
H: How can this be that we even got married?
Me: I know and lasted 46 years.. go figure. 😂