betcha this doesn't include the millions of lives he destroyed with 2 wars that destabilized the Middle East and the gag rule on abortion access.

I hated this headline the first time I saw it and I still hate it.

how many other presidents have "enemies in government"?! I can only think of Richard "when the president does it, then it's not illegal" Nixon. that's an insane statement right out of the gate that shows how egregiously Trump abused the office and how important it is to hold even former presidents accountable for their crimes, lest we assert that the president is, in fact, above the law.

shit, if Bret Stephens is over 100 years old that does explain why he's so wrong about everything all the time.

the only conventional wisdom Maureen Dowd challenges is the appropriateness of relentless puns in esteemed journalistic publications.

Ross Douthat is "just asking (essential) questions!" like the Tucker Carlson of newspapers.

then why are all their opinion pieces phrased in a way that tells readers what to think, and specifically to think "conservatives are right"? I am not delighted by reading regressive justifications and defenses of bigotry. I don't need help thinking for myself and certainly not from some "why you should hate the people I hate" opinion piece. I expect ALL aspects of a newspaper to affirm what is factually correct and ethically valid.

since there's not even a whiff of feminism, actual or pretend, in transphobia anymore, i move that instead of referring to TERFs as FARTs, we just redefine the TERF acronym. henceforth i shall be referring to TERFs as

TRANSPHOBIC
EXTREMIST
REGRESSIVE
FUCKHEADS

that people find it so difficult to simply stay sober, and we're not even talking about alcoholics here, just everyday "can you go A WHOLE MONTH without alcohol?!" people, has me wondering if the reason I'm so depressed is that I won't drown my life stresses in booze and drugs.

me contemplating being a man

yes. undeniably, unequivocally, absolutely YES.

WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!

wow it's almost like far-right crackheads never actually solve problems because "blow up the government" is bad policy that only makes everything worse...

the way they completely ignore all the people who can't afford to take vacations or travel at all 🙃

"THIS IS THE BEST PUMPKIN WALNUT BREAD I'VE HAD ON A THURSDAY IN NOVEMBER THAT REMINDED ME OF THANKSGIVING AT MY PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE"

there's idiosyncratic, and then there's just absurd. how many "nostalgic relistening experiences" are you having in a year?!

okay universe, I would like some good news now please

when even Republicans see how shitty your plan is and won't let you dumb down generations of children for personal profit

that picture gave me a sick idea... cinnamon rolls with chocolate filling instead, topped with marshmallow fluff that melts in the heat of the oven, then hit it with the broiler for a couple minutes to toast it... hnnnnng someone who can cook needs to make this!