the problem is, unlike the Democratic party, moderates make up a vanishing minority of the Republican party.

isn't this because NH isn't supposed to be having their primary first? they should be telling voters not to vote at all. if NH isn't going to follow the party rules on the primary schedule, they don't get any delegates.

George Santos should sue for trademark violations.

pretty sure "cruel and unusual punishment" includes UNTESTED execution methods?!

Canada and Mexico both have strict gun laws. the guns used by criminals in those countries are coming FROM THE US. if we passed strict gun laws as well, we cut off the entire supply. and that's how we achieve a result like Australia's.

what, to keep Americans in? because nobody's going to make it all the way to Canada just to turn around and try to sneak into this hellhole.

US: capitalism sucks

NYT: you silly zoomers with your tick-tocks, the economy is doing great! your negative memes are fucking up the vibe!

because Republicans don't argue in good faith. they aren't honest about anything. Republicans are spamming social media with shit like "WE WERE BETTER OFF UNDER TRUMP" purely because the guy they liked was in charge. purely because he pissed off people they don't like. they would gladly be rounded up and executed by Trump and they would claim they're better off for it purely because it would upset people they don't like.

except when a Republican is in the White House, he actually fucks up the economy. like, empirically. historically. Republican presidents are bad for the economy.

yeah, MY MONEY. holy shit what a groundbreaking revelation, give me my Nobel prize in economics now

LOL, ok there's a few factors at play here.
1: most Americans don't even understand what the economy IS. when you ask them about the economy, they're going to answer w/r/t their personal finances. which, for most Americans, suck.
2: stop looking at the stock market. the stock market has zero to do with how people are faring economically. most Americans don't even own stock.

I can think of nothing MORE stressful during my period than digging around in my bloody cooch, dumping a cup full of my own blood into the toilet, figuring out how to waddle to the sink in a public restroom to rinse it off without exposing myself or ruining my underwear, and shoving it back up my bloody cooch. like, I can't even operate a tampon, what makes you think a menstrual cup would be EASIER? please just let me stick to pads.

"inadvertently"

reminder that there's a good number of states that lean blue in presidential elections but have GOP-controlled state legislatures.

on the contrary, a wider war is a great way to distract the public from domestic unrest. ask America how we know.

FUCKING CAMPAIGN ON THIS

Christina Applegate has MS?! didn't she already have a double mastectomy following breast cancer? Jesus Christ, did she deny an old Romani woman a mortgage extension or something?

this doesn't even make sense. he had no way of knowing there was live ammo in that gun. it wasn't his responsibility to ensure there was no live ammo in the gun. it wasn't his responsibility to ensure there was no live ammo ON SET.

imagine you light a candle on a birthday cake and it explodes because someone replaced it with dynamite. is the resulting death your fault?

yeah, like ones where the dude says his "love language" is physical touch so he doesn't "feel loved" unless he's balls deep in one of your holes at least once a night

Boomer women are only marginally less misogynistic than men, let's not pretend they're going to spend their husbands' money on progressive feminist causes.

i was going to delete and repost this to include my favorite relevant self-made gif, but i don't want to lose all those likes so i'll just add it here: