putting lipstick on the fascist apocalyptic pig

"we've investigated ourselves and determined we did nothing wrong."

the whole point of the TRO is that your law is bullshit and your exceptions are inadequate, and her life does not have to be in immediate moral danger to justify terminating a pregnancy that will not result in a viable birth no matter what. the fetus is on gestational death row and she wants to expedite the execution, you guys are down with that, right?

"boss, climate change is making sugar super expensive. should we cut costs by taking sugar out of hundreds of foods it doesn't belong in in the first place which has led to the obesity epidemic?"

"... nah, just raise prices."

(a) what the fuck, this is straight-up theft
(b) this is why you save your money and sail the high seas, yarrrr 🏴‍☠️

hoping I can teach my daughter this lesson, whether by encouraging her to establish herself in a successful career she loves or to just never get married.

what worst fears, that Nazis are successfully redefining antisemitism to include criticism of govt-led Palestinian genocide?

how about option C, they punish ACTUAL antisemitism, and all the other offensive and bigoted speech conservatives love, because criticism of the Israeli govt and defense of Palestinian people IS NOT ANTISEMITISM.

Days like today I really miss NYT Pitchbot satirizing this syphilitic used enema bag. Let me try: "If universities aren't going to punish students for criticizing the genocidal actions of a foreign govt, then they must allow me to use the n-word on campus. - by Bret Stephens"

meanwhile in Texas, meteorologists expect an odd several months of weather, as Shuffle stretches from November to mid-April, bringing highs in the low 80s followed by ice storms followed by torrential downpours and Christmas tornadoes.

REPUBLICANS👏 DON'T👏 CARE👏 ABOUT👏 WOMEN👏

girl you lost your primary, you're not pulling votes from anyone but Biden.

this is supremely fucked up. war crimes. genocide.

ambitious & intelligent high-achievers with perfect grades are the only people who get into Yale, what a shocker that they continue getting perfect grades at Yale clearly grade inflation is happening 🙄🙄🙄

no we're not you shit-gargling dickweasel

correction: limiting inventory keeps COSTS low but PRICES high. if they consistently maintained surplus inventory, they would have to LOWER prices to ensure demand moves through the supply before it expires.

everyone should have to work at least one food service job and one retail job, preferably before they can work any other kind of job.

Republicans want to destroy nuance because they thrive in hypocrisy. if they successfully cast "criticism of the Israeli govt" as anti-Zionist as anti-Semitic, they can end any support for Palestine and a two-state solution while continuing to be rabidly anti-Semitic themselves. Democrats will lose elections for "being anti-Semitic" while Republicans will win by continuing to (((dog whistle))) their anti-Semitism.

REMINDER: BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

NOT EVEN YOURS, BIDEN.

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what absolute bullshit. your motivation to move is THE FACT THERE IS A FUCKING SHOOTER ON THE LOOSE. THERE IS NO "hey slow down" WHEN THERE'S AN ACTIVE SHOOTER ON THE LOOSE. the absolute nerve to use the fact that kids are TAUGHT to hide and stay quiet as an excuse not to SAVE THEM is appalling.