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I appreciate a house guest that sleeps in late. Less interacting and entertaining required from me.

I vow to no longer be moved by the words "blockbuster new reporting". There are no longer any needle movers in this world.

I'd like a time-release Tylenol that would kick in about 5:30 am and tell my aches and pains to get lost for three more hours. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Seen on another site:

Woman posts that she wants to find a Christian nail salon. The one she uses has Asian immigrants, and there are little statues of Buddha everywhere which made her uncomfortable Could anybody recommend a salon based on Jesus?

One poster responded: I believe Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.

OMG - I'm dying here!

Was it the statues or the Asian immigrant technicians that REALLY bothered this woman? I think we all know the answer.

I believe this is my limit for the evening. Goodnight and good luck. I still miss Teri Garr.

@singlemaltgirl There are people in the south like that. Minority of course. I've always been fascinated by the west.

@singlemaltgirl I grew up in the racist American South. Leopards keep their spots.

It's sad to think that both of my parents would have supported Trump. That's about the only thing that's good about them passing away before the arrival of the orange turd.

I am at the age where winning the lottery would be awesome just to be able to afford to stay cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

@singlemaltgirl I like it because now I no longer have to wear a hat, a fake mustache, and sunglasses to buy porn in seedy store in the bad part of town.

Are you better off now or before the internet?

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