She's a real clatterfart.
According to a Tudor dictionary published in 1552, a clatterfart is someone who "wyl disclose anye light secreate"βin other words, itβs a gossip or blabbermouth.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/58036/50-words-sound-rude-actually-arent
@dauphin87 I have a whole new fuckin' word. Excellent.
@dauphin87 It's in the ready rack.