Ok. You lot are beautiful. Several folk have suggested I seek #CosoMutualAid to try to get a replacement motorbike and *everyone* has been immensely kind and supportive.

I currently have £360 in my small savings account.
£2k would be a reasonable budget for a newer bike.

With that in mind, rather than setting up a gofundme, who take quite a cut, here's my paypal address.

https://paypal.me/stueytheround

Meanwhile I am also seeking mental health help. ❤️