simmering an IPA Texas chilli for later + drinking a milk & honey from 903 brewery (post French press and manmosa) = Sunday
fucking brilliant once again.
@jimjeroo 💙 #relentlesslycheerfulart
#strangerthings2
heartbreaking: this thread. Send love to @MikeRyan
https://twitter.com/mikeryan/status/932075362737147904 https://counter.social/media/dtQ6mbHn18vUnBsg0zE
Hillary announces she is resigning … as Fox News's president of the United States.
current mood:
*making out*
me: "do you feel anything when I kiss you?"
*thinking how great we are at making out* ...really asking, "do you still feel *that*, that something. even twenty years later?"
him: no, not always.
gut punch # 872
a bit delayed due to #toddlerproblems but hook 'em 🤘🏽🏉
omfg my kid won't go to sleep.
Go TF to sleep. GO TO SLEEP. https://gph.is/1UOuVrU
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Naval aviators are responsible for drawing a penis in the sky over Washington, Navy officials confirm - Washington Examiner 😂
baby hippo toot underwater: #teamfiona
(link for gif) https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/930853473821839360/video/1 https://counter.social/media/2TaMuuq4S9E-ObPhTcA
welp. that didn't take long. what's 200,000 gallons of oil leaking? this is way better 200,000 gallons of sunlight spilling out of solar panels.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/oil-spill-south-dakota https://counter.social/media/ird_EGjaVNWAmWpnTo0
I'm here for all of it. @RepKarenBass tore his little keebler elf ass up.
Team Treasonous Trump Little Ly ok NG Leprechaun Sessions and all those racists of AmeriKKKa all gotta go.
#SessionsHearing #SessionsIsALiar
#SessionsMustGo
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/930607056943378432/video/1
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A god among us has hijacked 6400kHz (North Korean station) and is playing the Final Countdown >> vocaroo.com/i/s1lAabJoUHAv