*hopes he felt\wrote this*

narrator: he never felt this, nor wrote this.

anyone know if this fucken labradoodle person is still the lead go-to for our covid pandemic fucken task force? 🐶

#quarantinelife #cosomemes

#mixtape #cosomusic
All I Want - Matt Berniger
(of the National)
https://music.apple.com/us/album/all-i-want-feat-julien-baker/1446052955?i=1446053204

#quarantine #cosomemes #namastaymyassathome

neighbor just* “kid bombed” me in the front yard and shut their garage to go inside to “take a zoom call”.

*This was a half hour ago.*
I should definitely charge for day care right?
#howlongdoIhavetowait #quarantine

https://music.apple.com/us/album/how-long-do-i-have-to-wait-for-you-ticklah-remix/268609711?i=268609830

"Special Report: Former Labradoodle breeder tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force"
I shit you not. #ishityounot

ummm fucken what?!?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-hhschief-speci/special-report-former-labradoodle-breeder-tapped-to-lead-u-s-pandemic-task-force-idUSKCN2243CE

these junebugs *march/april bugs can fuck off.

💙 #goodboy 🐶
#pitties

‪#RobertSmith is 61. ‬

‪How the fuck did that happen? ‬
‪Does that make me fucken old? ‬

#Isolationmixtape "I don't know" - Beastie Boys
https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-dont-know/721224205?i=721224482

#fetchtheboltcutters
#cosomusic

at least there's Fiona Apple's new album to listen during dystopian nightmares.
#cosomusic

https://music.apple.com/us/album/fetch-the-bolt-cutters/1507811635?i=1507812031

oh Bachelor I wish I could quit you.

This is us. This is actually us.

#marriagegoals

Stay the fuck at home 🎶🎹 vis @rekording
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-2XxgHIXk