At a "Beers for Beto" event: Stickers and shirts will be available for donation at HumansAgainstTedCruz.com soon!

Look out for launch at the end of February. https://counter.social/media/21RajmVEz_FMMST9Ci0

Celebrating my mom's 68th birthday: she looks about 12 here. Hoping I end up with these genes. https://counter.social/media/DjJPxnElPwxRnD5tR1s

Fort Worth stock show = big smiles for the little, 1st pony rides, baby goats and now we know my kid is allergic to livestock + hay 🐴🐐❤️🤧 https://counter.social/media/ftf5SasvwsuQMKxV0tk https://counter.social/media/2UWuFMCHdzAQFZQ3i-Q https://counter.social/media/aGBZgN4wywLS7SCUr6M

Proud of our 15yo Ethan! (tall kiddo in back row directly behind trophy) Congratulations to the Mansfield High School JROTC for being named Grand Champion and earning a spot in one of the largest army-only talent contests in the nation! Details: mansfieldisd.org/page.cfm?p=4531&newsid=9995#MISDJROTC

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Latest @TIME magazine cover :
卐rump's hair on fire, screaming

pretty accurate. https://counter.social/media/-Gx-ZuZVgRe-LHDrz_E

Pretty spot-on 😂 https://counter.social/media/jNEs4KhmqQawgRxAZgU

so when I launch a design company, can I get some buyers? Just trying to find my market. https://counter.social/media/mVwnEbLeSWqzDT85KZA https://counter.social/media/__tA9AiWA_UsgpZcIN4 https://counter.social/media/A20D6welwoa4yj9L_Ts https://counter.social/media/6hAWVne7jxU4z4j_ev4

Some people give up sugar and flour and butter and other people like me just make cookies out of those ingredients and add sprinkles.

You can diet and do clean eating.

I'm gonna make cookies from scratch with my kid. 🍪🌈💙 https://counter.social/media/XpnEmzVLGsDFoyspnek https://counter.social/media/g5bRsoVAMXXh1j7OW-8 https://counter.social/media/UVLaAP4A77OFcgowl-Q https://counter.social/media/zZgppWFuwEpIuMbtrBk

‪MHS JROTC drill meet: best in eight states #MANSFIELD https://counter.social/media/OKwBd28o7RDiFxHhxbc

7 years ago we had an epic snomageddon in Arlington, TX. This gentleman was stocking up at Kroger - not on hair spray tho. I always wonder if he's still around. ❄️ https://counter.social/media/CIqUv-kjAr6TK69G1i8 https://counter.social/media/LbsgAMcAz1azUL-yULI

backyard picnic 🤘🏽 #903Brewery #milk&honey 🍺
🥛🍯🐝

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I find your lack of holiday spirit disturbing.

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T'was the night before Christmas with a three year old... 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 his birthday was yesterday and he was cranky all day today because we weren't opening presents for him again today. https://counter.social/media/7ynGHWmyb41hePmFUtE

He doesn't get it. 🙄 https://counter.social/media/Xxb8c5gD05YRLO7vh9Q

I am not appreciated in my household. https://counter.social/media/84FBGlkBMYBewTCgAKk

I'm going to share this xmas post from 2015 because I don't think it got the recognition it deserves. 🐐🐑 🎄🎅🏾 #goatchristmascarols

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I don't know who made this, but well done. Advent calendar of the year.

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Huge crowd. Bigly. All the best people came to see my christmas tree, largest crowd ever seen. Believe me. https://counter.social/media/Urg9fFVCif-r-cYyKrY

this is everything. #obamabiden https://counter.social/media/vJaPE0gThcJ0de8dIFk