#quarantine #cosomemes #namastaymyassathome

neighbor just* “kid bombed” me in the front yard and shut their garage to go inside to “take a zoom call”.

*This was a half hour ago.*
I should definitely charge for day care right?
#howlongdoIhavetowait #quarantine

https://music.apple.com/us/album/how-long-do-i-have-to-wait-for-you-ticklah-remix/268609711?i=268609830

"Special Report: Former Labradoodle breeder tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force"
I shit you not. #ishityounot

these junebugs *march/april bugs can fuck off.

💙 #goodboy 🐶
#pitties

‪#RobertSmith is 61. ‬

‪How the fuck did that happen? ‬
‪Does that make me fucken old? ‬

#Isolationmixtape "I don't know" - Beastie Boys
https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-dont-know/721224205?i=721224482

#fetchtheboltcutters
#cosomusic

at least there's Fiona Apple's new album to listen during dystopian nightmares.
#cosomusic

https://music.apple.com/us/album/fetch-the-bolt-cutters/1507811635?i=1507812031

oh Bachelor I wish I could quit you.

This is us. This is actually us.

#marriagegoals

#justaplant 💚🌿

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/18/817779558/amid-coronavirus-san-francisco-new-york-deem-marijuana-businesses-essential

#cosomemes #covid19 #coronapocalypse #quarantine

stocked up for quarantine. #devilsbackbone #drinklocal 🤘🏻 tx beer

fucken Karen.
#cosomemes

‪#protectGinsburg 💙‬
#coronapocalypse #covid19
#cosomemes

#Apocalypse #covid19 #stayhome #dystopian #sendtoiletpaperbeerandmangos
#cosomemes #coronapocalypse

#cosomemes #GenX #coronapocalypse

🤘🏽✖️🤘🏽 #GenX

#staythefuckhome #coronapocalypse